To Hunt Or Not To Hunt

I am all dressed up in my camouflage. Mom puts me in this outfit and pulls my ears up in pigtails and I am not even a girl. She makes me pose for the camera like I am some sort of show dog. So much for going outside to hunt. The closest thing that I will be catching is maybe a mouse in the house. Mom thinks I will get my fuzz dirty outside. Why did she even bother sewing these camo clothes?

You Did What?

What did you do with my bone? I know you took it! I put it right here under my pillow. I will get to the bottom of this.

Feeling Bad

I feel really bad and can't sleep. I am so wide awake. I'm sorry I bit your ear. I didn't mean to. I thought your fur smelled like hamburger for a minute. Maybe mommy can sew your little ear back together tomorrow. Why are you not speaking to me? I see....it's the silent treatment.

Maltese Kissing Possum

It's bedtime now, so you go to sleep little possum.  Smoooochhhh.... Mom is going to turn the lights out soon. You know how she likes for us to stay on a schedule.